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9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman

1) FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and u need to shut up.

2) 5 MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if u have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and u should be on your toes. Arguments thet begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5)LOUD SIGH

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks u are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with u about nothing...

6) THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when u will pay for your mistake.

7) THANKS

A woman is thanking u, do not question, or faint. Just say ur welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking u at all. DO NOT say 'ur welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever).

8) WHATEVER

Is woman's way of saying fuuuu-U!

9) DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

p/s are u guys agree with all statements ??